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Maternity breasts May 4, 2007

Filed under: Life oh life! — jido @ 10:43 pm

You know when you want to say something but something else comes out of your mouth coz your concentration is just else where?

My maid does it all the time and I just love taking the mickey out of her for it.

She’ll go, “Takpe, letak je baju dekat situ. Nanti K.Ju letak dalam fridge/freezer/microwave.” She’ll refer to every other electrical appliances in the kitchen, except the washing machine. Melatah-latah siap.

So today, we were walking towards the cinema to see Spiderman 3, which by the way is very comical, corny, and merepek tahap hanjing, when we passed Mothercare along way that I said to Foy:

“Eh, I kena pergi Mothercare nanti. K.shima pesan suruh belikan dia maternity breasts.” …………………………………………………………………

When I meant to say nursing bras.

Muka Foy masa tu. Sukanya dia aku salah cakap. “Maternity breasts? Maternity breasts? Ada implant for that now eh.

Yes, I suppose so. They put in milk instead of silicone, Foy. *Bluekkkkkkk*

 

12 Responses to “Maternity breasts”

  1. natte Says:

    hhahahahahhaha lawak siotttt… hahah i can imagine u pon melatah2 . hehehe maternity breasts?? i dunt think it would b popular though since mmg akan naturally membesar kot kan??? hahahahahhaah :P

    oh yer.. hows revision going??? one more month to go! huhuhu.. mine starts like… ummm dunt wanna know..

    hehe u take care!! ;)

  2. jido Says:

    weyhhh! baru je comment kat ur blog. n then nampak u comment on mine. haha. serentak! revision’s going ok. tadi tgk spiderman lepas balik lib. reward la konon. first time tgk movie at cinema for this acad year! lama tak rasa popcorn odeon yg mahal nak mampus n serupa takde gula tuh. hehe.

  3. natte Says:

    eiiii i’ve always hated odeon nyer popcorn.. haha the only acceptable ones for me are the midval nyer caramel popcorn.. haha tu pon ade lagi ker??? :P

    haha kitrg ader jer a few times g tgk wayang this acad year.. haha insaff insafff… :P sure kt soton best sbb cheaperrrrr :P haiihh g soton tgk wayang la cmni can? hahah

  4. erin Says:

    hahahah maternity breasts??!!tang mane tuh??hahaha..okei2..sorry :P anyways..i setuju i slalu melatah like i sebut everything except the one i nak cakap..dayme!btw,spiderman3 okeila..but crappy kan ..sangat tak puas ati dat part :(

  5. jido Says:

    natte – tu la, i oso hate odeon’s popcorn. but what choice la kan do we have. popcorn is a must for me kalau tgk wayang. dtg soton? can, can. but how laa? i finish my exams on the day you’re leaving for msia. gggrr. kita jumpa kat tgv je lah. hehe.

    erin – dah takde modal probably. heyyy, how was your presentation? hope it went well! xxxx

  6. shera Says:

    jid, study..jgn melatah jek :)
    seriously miss U :)

  7. erin Says:

    alhamdulillah..it was okei ;) glad its over..right now kena prepare to sending s0ooo many many many resumes..i am s0o not ready to work la :(

  8. ::dx:: Says:

    first it was melons, now this? kuikui *peace*

  9. zulkarnain Says:

    it is a sign… u r up next… :P

    be advised!! we got 3weddings already in our batch this july(so far)… so do get in the que ASAP if u guys are planning tu…ngehngehngeh

    kenyang makan nasi minyak je summer ni huhu

  10. shasaaziz Says:

    haahahahahha lawak siot… tak terhingga aa lawak…

    uve just made my day..

  11. alysha Says:

    I was in a car with my fren and her boyfren many years ago & then I asked,” Eh kenapa guys suka pakai half CUP ek?”. Shish &%%$^#. What was I thinking.

    My face went red…

  12. jido Says:

    k.sher – baik boss. i miss u too! xx

    erin – i’m dreading it too. but takpe, own money, best!

    dx – it’s a big issue, what can i say? hehe.

    ikmal – serious? aku tahu yg kat leeds tu je. wahh, ramainye. queue, what queue? heeh.

    shasa – suka aje dia. ahhh, bbq in juneee. can’t waittt!

    k.alysha – hahaha. macam i la, u just weren’t thinking!


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