People do go mental under exam stress. Proof? It all started with a simple question. (It would help if you have a basic understanding of French.)
"What time is it now?"
Je ne sais pas.
Je n'ai pas checke le tic-toc. (checke to be pronounced as check-kay)
Mais, je sais tu es une idiote.
BOLEH BLAHHHH. Chi-sin.
Translation: I don't know. I haven't checked the clock. But I do know that you're an idiot. Go to hell, crazy.
Apalling French! But perfect Bahasa Melayu (although i have to say that i made a mistake in explaining what 'boleh blah' actually means the first time. Bugger off is more appropriate, honey). We were laughing so hard by the time we got to the last sentence of that paragraph. The climax was when Sarah added "Boleh blah" to it. Adoii, sakit perut aku. After this, if any one of us asks "what's the time now?", that would have to be our standard answer. It's ok, we'll be back to normalcy when we're done with exams. For now, let us be.
To those who are still in the midst of exams and revision, Bonne Chance! To those who are done with 'em, BOLEH BLAH! kihkih…